Mission Mission

Abandoned baby stroller, a pile of clothes, a gaggle of pigeons. Remember when there was all this talk about babies invading the Mission? I think their time may have come and gone.

12 Responses to “Dolores Park baby rapture”

1. Cosmic Amanda says:

   August 31, 2011 at 11:54 am

   Babies were so nine months ago.

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   • Brillo says:

     August 31, 2011 at 1:51 pm

     I can’t even conceive of that.

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     • ALWAYS HIGH says:

       August 31, 2011 at 3:19 pm

       This pun is a little premature guys

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2. Ken says:

   August 31, 2011 at 12:12 pm

   Ah yes, the infamous baby-eating pigeons of Dolores Park

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3. MrEricSir says:

   August 31, 2011 at 12:27 pm

   The problem with babies is what do you do when you’re done with them?

   Can you just hand them off to a humane shelter or something? I mean come on, a baby for a few months is fine. But anything more than that? Get real.

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   • scum says:

     August 31, 2011 at 12:34 pm

     Is that what happened to you?

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   • Cranky Old Mission Guy says:

     August 31, 2011 at 1:42 pm

     Well, they do turn into something else. But most parents just turn around and make another baby. I know mine did.

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     • Brillo says:

       August 31, 2011 at 4:24 pm

       Is that how they do it? “Just turn around, honey, let’s make another baby.”

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       • Cranky Old Mission Guy says:

         September 1, 2011 at 4:10 am

         Naw, you make babies by doing “The Hokey Pokey” — that’s why the last line of the song is, “That’s what it’s all about!”

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4. GG says:

   August 31, 2011 at 2:51 pm

   Hey Mr. Eric, if you’re not happy with your particular baby, there’s a baby swap every Friday night at Phone Booth. You can bring yours and see if anyone else wants to trade. They also have free meatballs.

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   • MrEricSir says:

     August 31, 2011 at 3:04 pm

     Free meatballs? Is that what they do with the leftover babies?

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   • why says:

     August 31, 2011 at 3:20 pm

     what am I supposed to do when I move and it says ‘no babies’… help.

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