Dear bike thief, your babies will be unfortunate looking

Now with more gender-specific curses than ever before!

(Thanks Christian!)

13 Responses to “Dear bike thief, your babies will be unfortunate looking”

  1. Anon says:

    Sucking balls is not necessarily a bad thing, though.

  2. thuglifecrunk187 says:

    umm i think this was a girls bike. ps good afterlife plug mishmish gah!

  3. Matthew says:

    This is so transist. Girls can have penises too.

  4. Matthew says:

    No thanks. Go ride Muni.

  5. batman says:

    why are we all so angry with bike thiefs ? if there are more of them..maybe the hipster punks will move out cuz its unsafe to own bikes here….come on do your part..steal 2 bikes a day…fixie only…

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