Mission pickup lines

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11 Responses to “Mission pickup lines”

  1. tack says:

    The toilet one totally works.

  2. Travis says:

    occupy my pants!

  3. MrEricSir says:

    “Come to my place, I have fernet.”

    • Quin2013 says:

      See, now you got my attention and I would just totally go without caring who you where as long as there’s Fernet

  4. tacotron says:

    haha carnal asada

  5. nob says:

    Jeez Lindsay, why the sour face?

    • Lindsey says:

      because you spelled my name wrong when it’s clearly spelled out in this post.

      just kidding. it just makes everything snarky i say about 3x funnier, at least to me.