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11 Responses to “Mission pickup lines”

1. tack says:

   December 3, 2011 at 11:56 am

   The toilet one totally works.

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   • johnny says:

     December 3, 2011 at 9:26 pm

     confirmed.

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2. Travis says:

   December 3, 2011 at 3:25 pm

   occupy my pants!

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   • Lindsey says:

     December 3, 2011 at 3:48 pm

     i tried to coin #occupussy & a bunch of feminists got mad at me =(

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     • scum says:

       December 3, 2011 at 4:00 pm

       I call my gf’s vag my occupie.

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     • truth says:

       December 3, 2011 at 5:46 pm

       MACKTAVISTS UNITE

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3. MrEricSir says:

   December 3, 2011 at 4:32 pm

   “Come to my place, I have fernet.”

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   • Quin2013 says:

     December 3, 2011 at 7:04 pm

     See, now you got my attention and I would just totally go without caring who you where as long as there’s Fernet

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4. tacotron says:

   December 3, 2011 at 7:36 pm

   haha carnal asada

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5. nob says:

   December 4, 2011 at 2:20 pm

   Jeez Lindsay, why the sour face?

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   • Lindsey says:

     December 4, 2011 at 6:10 pm

     because you spelled my name wrong when it’s clearly spelled out in this post.

     just kidding. it just makes everything snarky i say about 3x funnier, at least to me.

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