Jacking the velvet rope at a night club you don’t like: Sweet revenge or petty crime?

Brenton Haslam explains his caper:

went to “da club” last night…stole the velvet rope. my prize for dealing with expensive drinks, suburban girls and bros wearing jeans with blazers. [link]

33 Responses to “Jacking the velvet rope at a night club you don’t like: Sweet revenge or petty crime?”

  1. Stu says:

    If you don’t like the place why not just stay away from it? Maybe some door guy who is just trying to make rent is gonna catch shit from his boss now because you wanted to prove some dick-head point. Look at yourself, man. Are you proud?

  2. GG says:

    “suburban girls”? Oakland *is* a suburb.

  3. simon stark says:

    dude has a tube television. lolz

  4. MrEricSir says:

    He certainly showed “them”!

  5. Manny says:

    Petty and juvinile unless it was from Medjoole and then it’s a blow against evil

  6. Chris says:

    What a pussy move from a guy in a pussy sweater. What do I get to steal for having put up with his receding hairline and elitist attitude?

  7. Bethany says:

    Total dick move. Now you’re one of them!

  8. Jamin Time says:

    Thieves are about as low as it gets. If he steals something, he thinks he has the right to take from others. Similarly, he must think everyone has the right to take from him.

  9. Itsthestoney says:

    Snobbery and thievery. Classy.

  10. Swanky says:

    I just checked the rules; ironic sweater and jeans is just as lame as blazer and jeans. Still checking on the “suburbs” thing.

  11. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

    Why do I have to choose only one? I’d say petty crime AND sweet revenge move.

  12. Pedro Navaja says:

    A pendejo with a gingham shirt and his science teacher’s sweater doesn’t get to talk fashion OR style. He probably owns cargo shorts.

  13. EH says:

    He sure looks like a “da club” kinda guy.

  14. Sarcasmatron says:

    “Oh no my attempt at nonconformist cool has not conformed to my original plan to gain street cred, stop making fun of my cardigan interwebz! Time to hide, destroy the evidence!”

  15. scum says:

    Mr. Rodgers wants his sweater back bro.

  16. saltwater says:

    I’d expect nothing less from some douche named Brenton.

  17. Epheron says:

    Dude looks like he probably owns a couple Loma Prieta shirts