Brenton Haslam explains his caper:
went to “da club” last night…stole the velvet rope. my prize for dealing with expensive drinks, suburban girls and bros wearing jeans with blazers. [link]
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If you don’t like the place why not just stay away from it? Maybe some door guy who is just trying to make rent is gonna catch shit from his boss now because you wanted to prove some dick-head point. Look at yourself, man. Are you proud?
clearly he is proud – with his ‘this is what you get for messin’ with me f@#ker’ grin…
Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you f@#k a stranger in the ass? I steal your rope that’s what Larry.
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2726955/big_lebowski_dude_do_you_see_what_happens_do_you/
Hm. He might have been proud but in the cold, clear daylight he seems to have recanted. Or at least deleted this photo from his “blog.”
“suburban girls”? Oakland *is* a suburb.
Oakland is a suburb? I don’t think that’s accurate.
Yeah, just cause it has empty parking lots and a drive-thru Panda Express doesn’t mean its a suburb. But we understand the confusion and forgive you.
It also has people who care about “good schools,” an Ikea, and homeowners who used to live in SF. I was mostly being snide, but at least parts of Oakland (such as Piedmont) definitely qualify as The ‘Burbs.
So does the inclusion of the Richmond, Sunset, Glen Park, Excelsior, etc make San Francisco a suburb?
ummm, Piedmont is not part of Oakland. It is an incorporated city. (and is defintely a suburb as it has excellent schools).
When I was growing up, people moved out of Oakland cuz they cared about good schools. You sure about all this?
Oakland totally the ‘burbs.
also, the ikea is in emeryville… dumbass
dude has a tube television. lolz
the N64 negates that though
great eye!
He certainly showed “them”!
Petty and juvinile unless it was from Medjoole and then it’s a blow against evil
What a pussy move from a guy in a pussy sweater. What do I get to steal for having put up with his receding hairline and elitist attitude?
internet tough guy award.
Total dick move. Now you’re one of them!
Thieves are about as low as it gets. If he steals something, he thinks he has the right to take from others. Similarly, he must think everyone has the right to take from him.
Snobbery and thievery. Classy.
I just checked the rules; ironic sweater and jeans is just as lame as blazer and jeans. Still checking on the “suburbs” thing.
Why do I have to choose only one? I’d say petty crime AND sweet revenge move.
A pendejo with a gingham shirt and his science teacher’s sweater doesn’t get to talk fashion OR style. He probably owns cargo shorts.
Right? It’s like, come on bro, it’s 2011, the whole bleached eyebrow trend is as played as Charlie Sheen.
He sure looks like a “da club” kinda guy.
dude would get his ass kicked pretty much anywhere.
“Oh no my attempt at nonconformist cool has not conformed to my original plan to gain street cred, stop making fun of my cardigan interwebz! Time to hide, destroy the evidence!”
Mr. Rodgers wants his sweater back bro.
I’d expect nothing less from some douche named Brenton.
Dude looks like he probably owns a couple Loma Prieta shirts