Sexpigeon explains his new habit:
Girls, especially, like to say this: “Back in the day you used to get dressed up to travel. It was a big deal.” Emphatic pauses before “big” and “deal.” Emphatically blank pauses in which you are supposed to sketch a golden age of propriety. I have taken to wearing a tie while traveling. Yes, I am aging, my hair rapidly thinning, my jowls just getting started on what promises to be a truly plutocratic sag—but still, I do my part. I am a man of a certain age and I am riding an airplane. You get to a certain age and you start making peace with airplanes in ways that surprise you.
Read on for the dramatic conclusion.
That’s a pasty ass white boy.
most of the scumbags that read this blog fly coach. so there isn’t really a point now is there?
Took me a decade to absorb the lesson, but the world treats a well-dressed traveler much nicer. Even in coach.
I blame that new “Pan Am” show. Man up, and masturbate on your flight attendant’s sleeve.
but narcissism never goes out of style
i think if i were a flight attendant, i would treat someone dressed like him as a Mormon.
+1
i just wear my Forever Lazy™
Selt portrait in airplane bathroom. Stay classy pasty tie-boy.
“Please go away”? Gladly.
Look at dat hipster
should also mention his shirt isn’t as white as it should be and the neck tie is of an obsolete cut
also he should be sporting at least a half-windsor. Knots like that are for school boys… Although I guess he does look a bit like that ging kid from Harry Potter…
I hope this means he’s coming to visit us.
What the photo doesn’t show: He’s wearing droopy paint-splattered jeans with yellowed Sponge Bob boxers, a two foot long chain attached to a zippered wallet (Central Valley chic; so fucking hick) and flip-flops with dirty toenails.
Is that a photo from Sexpigeon or Bad Looks?!?
that’s a long and strange justification for his not uncommon desire to dress in a way that draws attention to himself.