Lifetime supply of ginger beer for recovery of stolen bright yellow-green glow-in-the-dark fixie

We’ve got more bummer news to report in 2013, although not quite on the same tragic level as the earlier fire and fatal car crash, but at least this one comes with a delicious reward:

I figure it’s a longshot, but someone stole my beloved bright-yellow green glow-in-the-dark bike while I was out at dinner tonight! The bike was kind of my baby/I had it locked to my older crappier one and a railing in my apartment building.

If you/your awesome readership and friends could keep on the look-out for it, I’m offering a cash reward/eternal gratitude/a lifetime supply of homemade ginger beer for it’s safe return!

That’s a lot of Moscow Mules!  Let’s hope it turns up!

2 Responses to “Lifetime supply of ginger beer for recovery of stolen bright yellow-green glow-in-the-dark fixie”

  1. GG says:

    That bike’s owner is clearly underestimating the amount of ginger beer I can drink.

  2. trapgina says:

    dis nigga said fixie. ok bro.

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