Natalie Portman reportedly hanging out in the Mission all day today

A tipster tells us she was just seen buying a bunch of stuff at Self Edge, our local denim purveyor (which, incidentally, is having a special tintype photography event tonight in collaboration with Photobooth). The tipster indicates that it sounds like her plan is to spend the day in the Mission. Keep your eyes peeled!

12 Responses to “Natalie Portman reportedly hanging out in the Mission all day today”

  1. MrEricSir says:

    Crap, what a day to leave my razor and V for Vendetta mask at home.

  2. NOT CARING says:

    would someone hurry up and rob Natalie at gunpoint for her chain… so we can show her the celebrity treatment out here? who’s turn is it?

  3. Robert Anderson says:

    Natalie, meet me on the end bart seat.

  4. wait says:

    i can’t believe she banged that dude on bart…

  5. Becca says:

    She was at Contigo on Thursday night.

  6. scum says:

    A rich person shopping at Self Edge, go figure. Meanwhile, I just got two pairs of 550′s for $81 including tax and shipping.

  7. Ed Lee says:

    Portman- Lets toast a rock on some squirrel tail between 16th and 17th on Mission St. and reenact Phantom Menace….You be you and I’ll be Ani

  8. boo says:

    Natalie, SF doesn’t want your rape-apologist self. You can’t cut ties with your friend Roman Polanski? then GTFO.

    • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

      That’s nothin. The real problem with her is that she’s a vegan.

  9. 1. Blow up pic.
    2. Print out pic.
    3. Cut out mouth hole.
    4. ???
    5. Profit!