There is an 80s action hero living in Bernal Heights

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You can tell by those rad laser parallelogram decals and that sweet teardrop window:

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If the A-Team ever gets back together, that’d make a mighty fine ride! And if the situation calls for a bit more maneuverability, he’s got you covered too:

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If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe . . . you can finally pick up that antique secretary desk you found on Craigslist.

9 Responses to “There is an 80s action hero living in Bernal Heights”

  1. Some Jerk says:

    That thing so has a strobe light inside it.

  2. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

    Stop stalking me.

  3. m says:

    Likely a ’70s model, especially with the teardrop bubble window. But I realize most things 80s are hip with MissionMission crowd so the title will likely get more clicks.

    Funky sweaters and acid wash jeans lol

  4. Greg says:

    Rape van

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