In this installment of Imsoooconfused, Myles explains why he’d like to be more emo, and asks us all for help. He doesn’t wanna half ass it either, so please forward him some solid suggestions.
Here’s my advice; you are too old to be playing this emo game shit. Like 10 years too old. You just come across as a whiny pathetic loser. Shitcan those stupid glasses, shave that grunge off your face and grow a pair of balls. And stop dumping your identity crises on the internet. Good luck.
How does he keep a straight face?
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