The Carnaval Parade in Pictures

Unless you live under a rock, you probably noticed there was a parade of things that would anger the Catholic church today in the Mission.  Unfortunately for the 20-something cool-kid crowd, it started at 9:30 this morning.  In the event you didn’t rail some lines off your iPhone while listening to Cut Copy to motivate yourself to get out there, I took some pictures for you.

Jesus Loves McDonalds

Jesus Loves McDonalds

Justin Timberlake's illegitimate children.

Justin Timberlake's illegitimate children.

"You know what would be really awesome?  Hanging two packs or Marlboro's over this pig's head!"

"You know what would be really awesome? Hanging two packs or Marlboro's over this pig's head!"

If I don't see the DPW dancing while they recycle my Tecate cans from now on, I'm going to be severely disappointed.

If I don't see the DPW dancing while they recycle my Tecate cans from now on, I'm going to be severely disappointed.

This man must of been on drugs.  He was just rolling solo down 24th dancing around with his eyes rolled to the back of his head.

This man must of been on drugs. He was just rolling solo down 24th dancing around with his eyes rolled to the back of his head.

"If I hide under my cape, the demons cannot get me!"

"If I hide under my cape, the demons cannot get me!"

"Woof"

"Woof"

Safari

"I think I'd like to look like a tourist on a Safari today."

"I wish people would get out of my frame"

"I wish people would get out of my frame"

"Ohhh, personification!"

"Ohhh, personification!"

"Don't worry, I'm tested."

"Don't worry, I'm tested."

"I dropped a tab of LSD and the next thing I know an orange demons from hell is humping grampa"

"I drank some blended cactus and the next thing I know an orange demon from hell is humping grampa"

"I think I can, I think I can, I think I can kill an innocent black man."

"I think I can, I think I can, I think I can kill an innocent black man."

"The protest against Scientology never stops."

"The protest against Scientology never stops."

China Fun Fast Food serving up diarrhea on a stick.

China Fun Fast Food serving up diarrhea on a stick.

I'm pretty sure there is a law against that.

I'm pretty sure there is a law against that.

Carnaval goers surely noticed the unseasonably cold temperatures.  It provided the perfect excuse to strip your dog of all his dignity.

Carnaval goers surely noticed the unseasonably cold temperatures. It provided the perfect excuse to strip your dog of all his dignity.

Businesses on 24th St. made you fight for your right to pee.

Businesses on 24th St. made you fight for your right to pee.

This young fellow, unable to find an available toilet anywhere, decided to just feed the pigeons last night's Chef Boyardee.

This young fellow, unable to find an available toilet anywhere, decided to just feed the pigeons last night's Chef Boyardee.

"With this bag, I carry an unfettered sense of style."

"With this bag, I carry an unfettered sense of style."

"I'm just going to get drunk, carry a whip and duct tape some Zs on a Mazda."

"I'm just going to get drunk, carry a whip and duct tape some Zs on a Mazda."

"The demons are coming back for me, I think it is time to go home and watch 'Greg the Bunny' reruns."

13 Responses to “The Carnaval Parade in Pictures”

  1. iliveheresf says:

    These photos are truly enhanced by the captions. I’m so glad you went to Carnavale so that I didn’t have to!

  2. Mind says:

    “China Fun Fast Food serving up diarrhea on a stick”

    WTF? What happened to celebrating all cultures coming together in the Mission?

  3. lindylula says:

    Sigh. Bored with snarky captions. Bored. Bored. Bored.

  4. chris k. says:

    “In the event you didn’t rail some lines off your iPhone while listening to Cut Copy to motivate yourself to get out there, I took some pictures for you.”

    This whole post had me in stitches, thank you! All the hipsters listen to black metal now though. Pretty good with blow.

    • Black metal? Sure, the ones at Bender’s and Pop’s. However some of the parties I’ve been to in the Mish and Sketch Oakland would indicate that Cut Copy, MSTRKRFT etc. are still very much in favor. Oh, Flo Rider too. I love those apple bottom jeans.

  5. JJo says:

    This post is diarrhea.

  6. JJo says:

    “I think I can kill an innocent black man.”

    How is that relevant to a goddamn Carmen Miranda BART car?

    And who the hell are you, raggin’ on the Jesus Loves You Guy? Fuck that.

    Jesus loves you, not McDonald’s. You don’t even get it.

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