Pi Bar Menu Lacks Pi Puns

Here’s what a piece o’ π at Pi Bar looks like:

Yum.  Both Burrito Justice (image cred for the above!)  and Grub Street have good posts about the new pizza joint at 25th and Valencia.  Check ‘em out.

I took a look at the menu in anticipation, and was, quite frankly,  a bit disappointed with the lack of π references.  In fact, the only punny π mentions on an otherwise straightforward menu were the $3.14 slices and the “2 * Pi * “R”egular Special,” which translates to a slice and a beer.  That last one doesn’t quite make sense.  2πR = circumference, dudes.

I understand I’m being obnoxious (seriously, stop reading now), but I’d like to come up with some suggestions for Pi Bar to pony up on the π puns.  Here’s what I’ve got so far, let me know if you think of more:

  • The Archimeaties – the all-meat pi!
  • The Pi Are Square – the pi whose area is square!
  • The Greek Constant – the Greek pi!
  • The Infinite Sequence – create your own pi!
  • Square Root Special – slices for $1.77!

Or whatever, they could keep their menu classy.  No biggie.

Looking forward to trying it out!

12 Responses to “Pi Bar Menu Lacks Pi Puns”

  1. Fred Savage says:

    Um…

    Pi Thagorean Theorum: The pie is cut into five slices.

    ?

  2. Cranky Old Mission Guy says:

    Irrational nummies?

    Shut yer π-hole?

  3. double_bubble says:

    Funny, their website says, “Open 3pm to 12pm” — I can stumble in their for a 5am slice after a night of drinking, but I can’t get a piece for lunch? Time to do the math, Pi Bar.

  4. dodger says:

    i say we picket them until their sense of humor improves.

    “put the pi back in pie” signs!

    (see, we can misspell protest signs just like the Republicans!)

  5. johnny0 says:

    Or we could just assume π=3 like the bible says. Things are just so much easier that way. (And cheaper!)

  6. loosecharm says:

    Umm, the π Bar is a serious pizza place for serious pizza eaters. have you looked inside? No fun will be allowed. Be cool.

  7. emamd says:

    the 2πR special – it’s a round!

  8. brooke says:

    yeah they should have a Pi Are Squared and have a 2 for one deal!

  9. troublebunny says:

    @double_bubble – I think you mean you can “stumble in *there*. Guess everyone’s prone to mistakes now and again, eh?

  10. Alex says:

    man, this place was so hyped here among other places, finally went by today, terrible pizza and super high prices. stick with Arinell.

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