Okay, so this is clearly no BART boner, but I DID happen to see the most intense wedgie I’ve ever witnessed, today on BART. I tried to get a good angle on it, but the above photo is the best I could do without giving myself away.
You could see every butt dimple on the babe! She was standing in the exact line of sight for at least 6 passengers, who could do nothing to avert their gaze but stare at their hands like they’d just miscarried. Me, I wanted so desperately to help a sister out and pick her butt for her, but social convention wouldn’t allow it.
I hope her buttcheeks are at home, breathing easy, as we speak.