Anchor Steam Tastes Like Earwax?

Some friend of The Tens (not pictured) says Anchor Steam tastes like earwax.

At first I was like NO WAY, but then I was like MAYBE, and finally I was like SO WHAT, A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE THE TASTE OF EARWAX.

Is it true? Anchor Steam sure tastes like somethin’ or other. What is it exactly if not earwax?

Photo by Orin Zebest.


Anchor Steam in Berlin

9 Responses to “Anchor Steam Tastes Like Earwax?”

  1. MrEricSir says:

    Anchor Steam tastes like sugar to me, and it should — 16 grams of carbs, baby!

    (If you want more sugar than that you’ll have to drink stout.)

  2. Jeff D says:

    depends on whose ears, and what they’ve been drinking!

  3. More like burnt pecans to me.

  4. Cranky Old Mission Guy says:

    Tastes like beer to me. Unlike, say, PBR.

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  6. Matts So Raven says:

    yes. ear wax. that is exactly what i taste.

  7. Bitchmade Mark says:

    beerwax is better than that hipster swill you pretend to drink and leave half full in the fake tree at your office party – fuck you

  8. calgen says:

    Who eats earwax?!

  9. Hubara says:

    For years, I use my earwax to made some tasty påté.
    Thanks for the story, it’s so inspiring!