Gender studies authority David Enos has compiled an exhaustive list of things women like. Here are some of them:

Ripping into any girl who is not present

Singing into any object approximately the shape of a microphone


Rolling their eyes when you walk by

Running the sink while they pee or poop

Eclipse gum

Study the full report here.

[Photo by Carina J]

13 Responses to “Women”

  1. Ryan says:

    Nice specimens you’ve found here.

  2. Andy says:

    I’ve found that they prefer Orbit.

  3. T says:

    Maybe you should get a REAL gender studies major to post, instead of some dumb ass straight man.


  4. tacotron says:

    haha one of my roomies totally runs the sink water while pooping. I of course, find explosive diareeah(ya can’t spell it) very feminine.

  5. Eliza says:

    Sexism is always hilaaaarious.

  6. sc says:

    Wrigley Extra Key Lime Pie is the bestest.

  7. Do you have a crush on Carina? I know her dude, I can hook you UP!

  8. benson says:

    womens gender studies, the WNBA of college majors.

  9. Woman says:


    video games


    advanced studies in neuroscience

    hyperlocal blogs in a hyperliberal city that promote sexism

    hyperlocal blogs in a hyperliberal city that sell out

    extra sugarfree spearmint or peppermint gum.