Mission Mission

Who is trying to cover it up? Why don’t they want you to know about it?? Where are the aliens now???*

[photo by someone called "Evil Oars"]

*Getting in line for Boogaloos.

4 Responses to “Definitive proof that an alien craft crash landed behind Borderland Books”

1. Charley Cohen says:

   April 1, 2011 at 8:46 am

   When I first moved here I remember walking into Borderland Books, thinking “Oh yeah, another used bookstore.” As I walked around looking for some contemporary fiction it slowly dawned on me, “Well this isn’t your average, run of the mill used bookstore.” The guy behind the counter clearly knew I was in the wrong store. I, of course, awkwardly pretended to be in search of some sci-fi comic book before meandering out of the store.
2. Corpus Nerd says:

   April 1, 2011 at 11:43 am

   A new Gen X diner is outsourcing a strange hybrid vegetable crop for their cutting edge menu. Unconventional delivery methods… Landed in an alley in Dogpatch!
3. chalkman says:

   April 1, 2011 at 2:04 pm

   Borderlands is super awesome, plus I have a little crush on Jude….
   • Corpus Nerd says:

     April 1, 2011 at 3:38 pm

     According to their website, Jude used to be a welder. Yikes bikes!