It’s Cinco de Mayo. Maybe you want to get the hell out of the neighborhood tonight and avoid the shitshow that is a bunch of bros cabbing in to celebrate the holiday? Perhaps you’ll consider hanging in the Tenderloin. If you do, be sure to play Tenderloin Bingo.
“Someone Wearing the Shirt You Gave to Goodwill Six Months Ago” might make it pretty tough to get a blackout, but I’m sure it’s still a fun game.
Also, are Tenderloin Unicorns real?
[via YMFY]
“Someone Getting Their Hair Did At A Bus Stop!” HA HA!
man that’s kinda fucked up. what, homeless people aren’t allowed to have a nicer sleeping bag than you? you have a fucking house, asshole. oh and how RIDICULOUS for a BUM to have a cell phone!!! obviously he is an inferior person, and deserves nothing nice nor enjoy any modern comforts until he pulls himself up by his scummy bum bootstraps.
Naw, maaaan, we makin fun a dudes who got espensive shit but still beggin fo shit. Ya know, scammin mufuggas!
+1
There’s homeless. And then there’s the Union of Scammy Professional African-American Beggars; Tenderloin Local #2
A nickle and a smile will last a long while…
Somebody is cranky and needs to take a nap.
Is it me, or is everyone pissed at everything today. I’m not but that’s because I take drugs…
LOL!