Ever been to Hayes Valley? Then maybe you know these characters, described here by local urban anthropologist (and illustrator) David Enos:
[T]he one in the poncho “fishes” for change using a cup attached to a stick. When he’s away from the office, (presumably not gone fishing) he weaves the stick and cup through the criss-crosses of the cyclone fencing for safe keeping. They are horndogs. I heard them once talking about how hot Red Sonja, Brigitte Neilsen, was. “Red Sonja…man oh man…MAMA! Red Sonja…hot as fuck…” Somehow, they have attracted a woman who hangs out with them.
Read on for talk of asses and corncobs.