What’s up with that new bakery at 21st and Folsom?

You know, the one with the awning. Check out Lizzy‘s review:

I just went across the street to see what’s up with the new bakery. As I came out I was startled by someone yelling, although that’s not an unusual thing to encounter outside my house.

A man with long, scraggly hair, a toothless mouth (I was going to write grin but it wasn’t accurate), and matching leather jacket and pants was riding a bike down 21st Street. When I say riding, I mean he was sitting on the seat with one hand on the handlebars, propelling himself with one foot on the ground like a skateboard rather than pedaling, and swerving wildly. He was using his other hand to hold a cell phone and screaming into it: “YOU FUCKING BITCH. YOU’RE DONE!”

Read on for the verdict on the coffee and pastry.

13 Responses to “What’s up with that new bakery at 21st and Folsom?”

  1. TC says:

    “So far, the coffee is pretty good and this blueberry cheese croissant is kind of delicious.”

    I’ve read Yelp reviews more helpful than that.

  2. Matt says:

    Plant? Check
    Photobooth photos? Check
    A speaker? Check

    Yep. All the telltale signs of fuckin’ burner.

  3. Jeff says:

    This is really crazy since I was there at the exact moment about to get too many crescents. He was pissed. small world.

    the bakery is really good. no crappy costco muffins.

  4. abalama says:

    Crescents? Are those like moon cakes?