What is going on here Iguana?

MM reader Mike has a perfectly reasonable request:

maybe you can help solve the mystery of why someone would place an iguana in a straw basket up my tree. @ 17th and albion

I usually never write this, but WTF???  Some bizarre feeding ritual?  Fresh air?  Owner has been playing too much Skyrim and wanted to see if his reptile could fly too?

Someone better have a good explanation for this or Vegansaurus is gonna rage!

14 Responses to “What is going on here Iguana?”

  1. Koshi says:

    Why have you not got it down yet? If owner is cray enough to do that, they don’t deserve the poor iguana! Please get him down?

  2. Emily says:

    Can anyone confirm that he’s down? It’s pretty cold out for the little guy…

  3. Jason says:

    Basket good for produce as well as lizards.

  4. Kelly says:

    It’s a stakeout for Iguana (or maybe bearded lizard) police. Don’t blow his cover, sheesh.

  5. Kristin says:

    Dude, I just saw that iguana basket outside the Bank of America ATM at 16th and Mission– on the ground next to the guys selling tons of weird sh*t. Before you call PETA, its not real.

  6. mewr says:

    Iguana know what you’re thinking.

  7. Megan Rascal says:

    We have started a petition over at Vegansaurus calling for the immediate release of the plastic iguana! We’d love it if you would take a moment to sign.

  8. kylem says:

    All you have to do is suggest that antique leather is ok because the deed was done long ago and doesn’t add to market demand of the new stuff to be put on Vegansaurus’s fatwa list.