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This turtleneck wearer explains, succinctly:

turtleneck, no. scissors & glue, yes. [source redacted]

16 Responses to “How to make a turtleneck look cool”

1. Brillo says:

   January 25, 2012 at 11:45 am

   shall henceforth be known as a “frogneck” or “Kermit collar”

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   • D. Jon Moutarde says:

     January 25, 2012 at 12:11 pm

     Kermit collar — good call. Reminds me of the Peter Pan collar, a little, too.

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2. scum says:

   January 25, 2012 at 11:47 am

   Turtlenecks always look cool on hot chicks. Nice idea though.

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3. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

   January 25, 2012 at 12:41 pm

   Turtlenecks make pretty much anyone look cool. It’s what they’re for.

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   • EH says:

     January 26, 2012 at 1:12 pm

     the blog is written by sociopaths, i wouldn’t take them too seriously.

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4. beth says:

   January 25, 2012 at 12:55 pm

   technically, it should make them look hot.

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   • EH says:

     January 26, 2012 at 1:13 pm

     yeah, but if you’re a straight carpetbagger you might not have the clothing confidence to think it possible.

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     • GG says:

       January 26, 2012 at 1:53 pm

       I stared at that comment for too long before realizing that I don’t think you know what ‘carpetbagger’ means, lol

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5. DomPara says:

   January 25, 2012 at 1:00 pm

   Clown outfit for the sad, reserved circus.

   Now featuring single color tents and old, dispirited animal masks that we won’t wear.

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   • EH says:

     January 26, 2012 at 1:15 pm

     that’s after zombie pillow fight flashmobs become passe.

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6. sandy says:

   January 25, 2012 at 2:46 pm

   this shit does not look cool, sorry.

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7. GG says:

   January 25, 2012 at 3:11 pm

   I’ll never again feel sorry for my lowly “shit I see in my boring life” blog now that I know someone actually keeps a blog documenting their clothing choices.

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   • Erik says:

     January 26, 2012 at 7:45 pm

     And then after someone notices the blog demands that the noticer never speak of it again.

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8. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

   January 26, 2012 at 9:38 pm

   Why did you erase her face?

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   • Allan Hough says:

     January 27, 2012 at 12:38 am

     A polite request from a concerned party.

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9. skeptical says:

   January 30, 2012 at 5:18 pm

   RIP Steve Jobs’s turtlnecks

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