How to make a turtleneck look cool

This turtleneck wearer explains, succinctly:

turtleneck, no. scissors & glue, yes. [source redacted]

16 Responses to “How to make a turtleneck look cool”

  1. Brillo says:

    shall henceforth be known as a “frogneck” or “Kermit collar”

  2. scum says:

    Turtlenecks always look cool on hot chicks. Nice idea though.

  3. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

    Turtlenecks make pretty much anyone look cool. It’s what they’re for.

  4. beth says:

    technically, it should make them look hot.

    • EH says:

      yeah, but if you’re a straight carpetbagger you might not have the clothing confidence to think it possible.

      • GG says:

        I stared at that comment for too long before realizing that I don’t think you know what ‘carpetbagger’ means, lol

  5. DomPara says:

    Clown outfit for the sad, reserved circus.

    Now featuring single color tents and old, dispirited animal masks that we won’t wear.

  6. sandy says:

    this shit does not look cool, sorry.

  7. GG says:

    I’ll never again feel sorry for my lowly “shit I see in my boring life” blog now that I know someone actually keeps a blog documenting their clothing choices.

  8. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

    Why did you erase her face?

  9. skeptical says:

    RIP Steve Jobs’s turtlnecks