BARTscalator Flux Capacitor

24th St BART escalator update: still broken.


The estimated repair date is now IN THE PAST.


Also, if BART ever hits 88 miles per hour, you might end up at the Smile Awhile Tavern.

8 Responses to “BARTscalator Flux Capacitor”

  1. Amy says:

    It was actually working around noon today. I was SO excited I’d finally get to use the escalator on the way home from work. BUT NO.

  2. Schlub says:

    That first photo is genius. A perfect portrait.

    • Schlub says:

      The only thing that could capture this better would be to have tourists hauling their suitcases up these stairs as they arrive from SFO.

  3. Mitch Hedberg says:

    An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

  4. Greg says:

    Rest in Peace

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