Genuine hood tweens dish out advice, lemonade

The only advice I would offer these budding entrepreneurs is to raise their prices! As you can clearly see, they were completely sold out of lemonade by the time I got there, but I still managed to snag a delicious cookie for a reasonable (and apparently market-balanced) 75 cents.

They were also offering advice in the form of “oblique strategies” for just a quarter, and not being one to turn down insight from some genuine hood tweens, I received this little scrap of zen:

7 Responses to “Genuine hood tweens dish out advice, lemonade”

  1. blah says:

    I want some enterprising SF kid to set up a stand selling “organic homemade, hand-squeezed artisinal lemonade with pure cane sugar” at $5 a glass. In this town, I think that sort of branding would actually go over big.

  2. anon says:

    and it has to be spelled “artisinal” with maybe a backwards ‘r’ or something

  3. james says:

    I wonder if Brian Eno is aware they’re selling his advice.

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