Sidewalk parking


Lyft vehicles are the ultimate hybrids:  taxi, car, and pedestrian, ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

Perhaps this is revenge for PARKing Day?

19 Responses to “Sidewalk parking”

  1. it’s a 100+ dollar ticket!

  2. meredith says:

    wait – you can neither sit nor lie on the sidewalk, but you can park?

  3. Haz Been says:

    I wouldn’t be caught dead in one of those idiot mobiles. I prefer a regular old taxi driven by an incoherent Eritrean immigrant multi-tasking on their cell phone to some part-time slacker who’s trying to supplement their Blue Bottle barista income in hopes of continuing their fledgling DJ career.

    • GG says:

      Maybe I would too, but I wouldn’t know, because I can’t get taxis to show up at my house when called. Lyft drivers don’t seem to think Glen Park is “too far.”

      • meow says:

        Seriously. I used to live to Glen Park. Whenever I’d tell taxi drivers where I lived they would get REALLY confused.

  4. Swanky says:

    At least they aren’t blocking the bike lanes.

  5. ALWAYS HIGH says:


  6. rod says:

    Be sure to leave door open for extra blockability.

  7. scum says:

    Did you report them to Lyft Andrew?

  8. MrEricSir says:

    It’s not really door-to-door service unless they pull up on the sidewalk, amirite?

  9. Dude! says:

    Think it is party of the occupy movement to not frequent that shitty restaurant.

  10. phlavor says:

    When I moved here in 2000 (on a dinosaur) a sidewalk parking ticket was like $25 and blocking a crosswalk was $50. You’d see cars parked on sidewalks all the time. The choice was roll the dice on $25 or walk home 12 blocks from where ever the hell you can find a spot at 2am.

    • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

      Yeah, I remember living in Bayview in 1997 or so, and every street-cleaning day the sidewalks would be full, as the ticket for parking on a sidewalk was $25, and the ticket for blocking street-cleaning was $35.

  11. Sidewalk parking is still huge on the wrong side of Hoff.

  12. Perpetually Flat Tire :( says:

    That’s a gas station next to Arizmendi and the car is probably pulled up to use the air/water pump, which is almost always blocked by a Zipcar. But I’d ticket the pink mustache just for kicks.

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