Technically,

I was walking down the street yesterday, and my friend was telling me a story. As we passed a couple of guys who seemed to be cleaning out a garage, my friend was saying, “Technically–”

One of the guys whirled around and started yelling at us:

“TECHNICALLY?? FUCK TECHNICALLY!!”

“DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO RUB TWO STICKS TOGETHER TO MAKE A FIRE??”

“BULLSHIT! TECHNICALLY, FUCK!”

“DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO START A CAR??”

FUCK GOOGLE!”

We kept walking. Gotta be careful what you say out there in the Mission.

(Technically, we were on our way to a lavish brunch at Beretta, and my friend was telling me a story about how her parents are having to fight back against a proposal that would allow more public access near their secluded beach house, so.) (But there’s no way that guy could’ve known any of that!) (Fuck Google.)

[Photo of a new BMW parking in front of an old BMW by @muppetnipps]

27 Responses to “Technically,”

  1. cubancigarcrisis says:

    cool story

  2. JohnnyL says:

    YAH! FUCK GOOGLE! GOOGLES OVER MAN! OVER!

  3. Lillian says:

    Twitter is technically a better company to work for anyways.

  4. scott says:

    Way better that it was about your parents beach house.

  5. marcos says:

    TECHNICALLY, California beaches are to be accessible to the public.

  6. Lonesomebri says:

    The fight against Hipsterism has to technically start somewhere.

  7. fselkfj says:

    how is it that the word ‘hipster’ can be used to describe both service-working, tattooed punk rockers AND tech yuppies?

  8. missionking says:

    I still own all of you

  9. Stoneface Killah says:

    Good for the garage-talker. We all feel that way about the effete dilettantes and their soft entitlements. Keep acting like the plague will miss you because you drive a Smart Car. (Not necessarily you, Hough).

    • blah says:

      I am so tired of this debate, tired of hearing this theme repeated four or five times a week. Money talks, bullshit walks, and that’s the way the world works, here and everywhere.

      Like it or don’t, it doesn’t matter. It’s life.

  10. one says:

    You write as if you expect people to have sympathy for being interrupted as your friend discussed the woes of fighting the filthy public from accessing PUBLICLY OWNED LAND.

    Non-technically? go fuck yourself, troll.

  11. Tech in Time says:

    Funny, the ability to create fire was high tech at some point in human history.

  12. Greg says:

    Cleaning out the garage or cleaning out a garage.

  13. MJ says:

    White people problems

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