Dolores Beach

A grumpy commenter suggested Mission Mission shouldn’t be posting about the beach.

Little does Mr. Grumperton realize that we are actually preparing for sea level rise and the glorious arrival of Dolores Beach!

This via @DnomadB‘s most excellent (experimental) sea level rise mapping tool.

Precita beach looks pretty nice now that I think of it. Maybe we can catch a ride over there on a taco boat.

More San Francisco sea level rise scenarios (including some awesome place names IMHO) over here.


11 Responses to “Dolores Beach”

  1. SlideSF says:

    Personally, I’d rather hang out at Point Franklin Beach Park. It’ll be far across the gulf from the hipsters at Dolores Beach and probably have better views. Especially after the Parks Dept. annexes what’s left of Seals Stadium, or whatever it’s called these days.

  2. Unfortunately Potrero is an island by this point — you will have to apply for a travel visa at their consulate.

  3. scum says:

    oh just go away already. this is a sickening level of indignation for a blog that stopped giving a shit and lives on only to pimp ping-pong “parties” and get free drinks at dear mom.

  4. aquaman says:

    waterworld baby u know it
    know techies can swim so they sink
    now this gonna make you think

  5. Andy says:

    This is definitely gonna happen. No doubt. So why aren’t orthodox global warmingists accepting pennies on the dollar on their Malibu/Hamptons properties?

  6. TS says:

    har HAH! THAT’S SO FUNNY. Everything of importance to all people whether occupy, or juicing assets for a new bubble, to gentrification. IT’s all a joke! I’m with you on that! Lets have cocktails. To hell with poverty, lets get drunk! BTW, where are the new hip t shirt makers? Please post some pictures. Any new rad banging cars you see too!

  7. Lestat says:

    Can’t wait until the year 2145, because this will be fantastic!