The Real Reason Men Who Ride Bikes Cannot Father Children

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Photo by Pixelfairy.  R.I.P. baby batter.

4 Responses to “The Real Reason Men Who Ride Bikes Cannot Father Children”

  1. Martini Rossi says:

    Cyclocross is birth control…you cant get laid in that getup anyway.

  2. Matt says:

    Who doesnt love a flash of thigh in the afternoon?

  3. Mission Mistaken says:

    Clearly a benefactor of a “Man-zillian.” Positively Conan. O’Brien, that is.

  4. N says:

    seeing guys in short shorts fall off their bikes makes me throw a serious bonerparty