(via The Tens SF)
According to my kitchen this is happening today.
this is what happens when I stay home and take a bottle of whiskey to the face. I get on the internets and update the fuck out of my status
Tamale Day is not a game
what if I’m a white boy that just wants to eat tamales….
white people are allowed at Tamale Day
We just have rules like only Mexican’s are allowed to touch the steamer. It’s the fault of white people as in previous years they got too loose with their ethic food curiosity and fucked it up trying to check the steamer ever fucking ten minutes.
We also have a Shitty Tamale Roller Buyout option. If you don’t roll, you don’t eat. BUT you do have the option of paying money so that you do get tamales and don’t have to roll. The rate varies but the lighter you are the more you pay. This is known as the Crackertino variable.
Only Mexicans are allowed to instruct anyone on proper rolling.
If you roll limp dick tamales or you forget to add filling more than once, your ass gets removed from the line. And you are forced to buy your way out.
If you get to drunk your rolling privileges will be revoked.
Tamale Day is not about helping white people learn about Mexican food, it is about making fucking tamales. Individuals are compensated based on the amount of labor expended. You work to eat, you want arts and crafts go to dia de los muertos with the fucking burners. Tamale Day is about efficiency and being productive as fuck. We don’t got time for bullshit, we’re here to get tamale money.
you’re a jackass. And a racist.
I support the death of your people? Really? Well, yeah, in that I support the death of complete fucking idiots.
like all Fat Bastards, I want to “learn about Tamale Day”….IN MY BELLY!
VIVA TAMALE DAY!
Whoever touches the steamer this year has to drink a glass of tamale water.
I am racist, so.
I have to be so that tamales don’t get bastardized like flautas did when “those people” turned them into rolled tacos. Fuck a goddamn tamale pie and the mexican lasagna it rode in on.
The tamale game is serious doggy.
Just don’t let your latino family know you’re not white, it would break their hearts.
i liked when he said the part about mexicans being “productive as fuck” on tamale day.
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