My buddy Mike posted the first salvo on Facebook this morning:
After band practice last night, I saw a guy pulled over on Mission St. The dude had been driving a golf cart, and was epicly failing a drunk driving test. Where is a video camera when you need one?
Apres, the comments deluge . . .
I’d heard of that guy and then I saw him in my neighborhood driving around, BLASTING hip hop! I feel like I should hate him, but I kind of love him!
I see that guy stumble out of the Latin American at LEAST once a week. And he always lets random people cruise around in his cart. It might not have been him at all, but someone else!
I saw a guy cruising around a while back, blasting public enemy, in a METER READER’s cart — could it be a different guy??
Anyone have any tips as to what this mystery mobile might be all about or who could be behind it? Could it be the Mystery Machine Meter Maid? Or perhaps Schlomo’s Cushman is making a Bahn Mi comeback? Gumshoes, we need answers!