Game Changers and Dealbreakers

Cultural anthropologist David Enos is about to let us in on a vision of modern romance. And it starts, like many a great modern romance, at everyone’s favorite ’80s-hip-hop-themed dive bar:

Bryn Cowlsey: “He took me to Double Dutch and we were having a really great time, he seemed totally into me, you know, giving me the eyes?”

Samantha Wheatley: Ooooooooh

Bryn Cowlsey: “Then he was like, ‘Let’s go to my place.’ And I’m like, ’Yes please’ because I know he really loves me, and he sent a text that said “I miss your eyes” yesterday.  So that’s all totally game changer.”

Samantha Wheatley: Mmmmmm-hmmmmmm

Bryn Cowlsey: “So anyway, we get to his place and he’s like, ‘Want to watch the world cup?’ And I’m stoked because I love the world cup too.  I’m like, ‘Goooaaaaaaaaaaal’, and like ‘Vuvuzela’.  So he gets out a bottle of wine, super expensive wine, and I’m waiting for him to pour me a glass, you know, to be a gentleman and like, pour my glass.”

See how the drama unfolds here.

Photo by Cirne.

5 Responses to “Game Changers and Dealbreakers”

  1. Adam G. says:

    It’s amazing the little games she plays. Sure, the boy’s manners were lacking. But she demands to be treated like a lady. And in the face of a misstep, she writes a treatise in the vocabulary and maturity-level of a ninth grader. Where are her manners? Stuck in high school, perhaps.

  2. Generik says:

    Hate the game, don’t hate the game changer.

  3. log says:

    So she would have put out if he had poured her a drink? And to think I’ve been paying hookers in cash all these years. Game changer indeed!

  4. marr says:

    so glad I’m married and don’t have to date the girls in this city

  5. Blanche Du Blah says:

    This joint reeks of Vagisil and Old Spice. A Marina bar in the Mission.

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