Knockout gets KO’d

Someone must have been so amped to see DJ Avalos at Oldies Night tonight that they couldn’t bother with finding a parking space. Well, that and they also crazily reversed into the building and very nearly caused several instances of vehicular manslaughter. Of particular intrigue is the fact that no substances seemed to be involved.  No, this was sober driving at its worst.

According to our own Mike Chino who was one of those almost struck, “it came out of nowhere, very suddenly.” We’re very happy that Mike’s knees are still intact, and we implore the driver, who drove away 30 minutes later after a lengthy conversation with police, to please learn how to drive a car.


8 Responses to “Knockout gets KO’d”

  1. batman says:

    first thoughts.. ( be it baked as hell) botched assassination attempt on political candidate ?

  2. TC says:

    It’s the Public Disgrace curse! We can expect similar freak accidents to happen at Blackheart Tattoo, Emmy’s Spaghetti Shack and Retro Fit vintage clothing.

  3. Aaron says:

    Poor quality photos are worse than nothing.

  4. SimonSays says:

    Can someone explain to me how this is even possible? How do you end up going backwards into a bar?

  5. I almost died in Mike Chino’s arms!