Remember Beautiful Swear Words? Fucktard. Vajayjay. FUUUUUUUUUCK. All your favorite curses illustrated by hand. We saw the T-shirt potential and the call has been answered.
Each shirt will be available for one week. The first? “SHIIIT“.
A note to our young readers: you probably can’t wear these at school. Once my friend Cameron wore his “Green Day: Dookie” T-shirt and our science teacher sent him to the principals office! He said the shirt was “drug related”. Whatever, old dude.

My friend got sent to the principal’s office for his “Barenaked Ladies: Maybe You Should Drive” album shirt. They thought it was some sort of sexual slang. (This was 1994, before they achieved mild success.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDsch0Uw5y8
http://youtu.be/70eU840lc38
I was just thinking the other day about making a shirt with Clay Davis’s face on it.
I expect to get paid….