Uranus ain’t cheap, but it does the trick in the wee hours

Stellar speller slice joint Galaxcy Pizza has begun its intergalaxctic takeover of the Mission, with their recent doorknob menu campaign leaving very few streets untouched. While no one is sure if the extra “c” is intentional, Galaxcy promises pies from our solar center to Uranus and beyond.

A quick glance at the menu and it is evident that ingredients and planets rarely align. The Neptune sort of makes sense, as he was the god of the sea (“anchovies, shrimps, green onions and fresh garlic”) but Mercury (“pesto sauce, spinach, green onions, and feta cheese (no red sauce)”) is a bit greener than one would think. Uranus is hodgepodge of uncomplimentary ingredients (“BBQ sauce, grilled chicken, bacon, and red onions”) and is tied for most expensive pie. Whether or not any planets make the cut for most heinous slice is up for debate.

4 Responses to “Uranus ain’t cheap, but it does the trick in the wee hours”

  1. carlos. says:

    actually just ordered some the other day, since we had one of those menus too. pizza is whatever.

  2. MrEricSir says:

    I refuse to eat there because:

    1. I hate getting those fucking fliers on my door.
    2. The spelling. It irks me to no end.

  3. Brillo says:

    I hope they do well and grow into a small local chain, so we can have 12 Galaxcies.

  4. why would i think about anything says:

    stellar spellar’s a fucking good one

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