My friend Jasmine moved to Mexico today. The first thing she did was go to a “Mexican Walmart” to buy Sriracha. LOOK AT THAT SHARK! WHY DO WE HAVE A ROOSTER! CAN WE ALL GET SRIRASHARK TATTOOS?!
Indeed. I mean, just LOOK at that shark. The only downside is you won’t be able to say, “Hold on a minute while I wipe all of this hot cock sauce off of my face.”