Mission Vegan: Satan worshipping

You know I meant seitan! This joke has been done a million times on a million vegan menus. Just kidding!! A million vegan menus is something that will only happen when hell freezes over. The Mission, however, is abundant with seitan-based dishes with diabolic names. So light a black candle and get your cloven hooves on these demonic, gluten-y treats:

  • The Hell Fish Taco (Dante’s Weird Fish): Seitan, avocado, and pico de gallo in a taco formation.
  • Devil Burger (St. Francis): Seitan piled on top of a vegan burger? Well, okay!
  • Satan’s Philly Cheese-fake (Bender’s): The most evil thing about this sandwich is the number cocktails I seem to accompany it with.

Happy Halloweek! Here’s a Mercyful Fate song:


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5 Responses to “Mission Vegan: Satan worshipping”

  1. I just had the seitan Pphilly at Bender’s! It was amazing – I was shocked at how much I loved it.

    An evil amount of cocktails ensued and an evil hangover at work the next morning. BUT IT WAS ALL WORTH IT FOR THE SANDWICH!

  2. Hater says:

    Simply put it’s because veganism is evil and the truth can only be suppressed so long