(According to statistics and stuff.)
5. Beerito! (Or: How to smuggle a beer into a music festival by disguising it as a burrito)
4. Louis C.K. performs secret Saturday night show in SF, picks up everybody’s bar tabs
3. 122-year-old gravestone washes up on Ocean Beach
2. Emoji man giving the finger and jacking off onto emoji woman’s face and tits
1. Peeing out the window of a moving Muni bus (aka Princess Buspiss)
Happy New Year, y’all!
this is what keeps me coming back allan
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