New Yorkers can’t handle Fernet

My friend Alex relocated to New York City a couple years back. Just now she got in touch to tell me about drinks with coworkers:

Alex: hey!
we have a happy hour every few weeks
and tonight’s theme was Argentina
me: fernet?
Alex: so we had Fernet!
yes
le’sigh
me: how’d everybody like it?
Alex: GROSS
this is ROBO’TUSSIN
WHO CHOSE THIS
me: dumb
Alex: cept for the handful of SFers
who were like y’all be dumb
Sent at 3:15 PM on Thursday
Alex: your welcome
K BYE ALLAN
YOU SMELL LIKE FARTS AND SADNESS

New York just doesn’t get it I guess. Thanks, Al!

[Photo by Connie]

7 Responses to “New Yorkers can’t handle Fernet”

  1. Greg says:

    Just another reason why the east coast does and will always suck.

  2. Gregory says:

    But did you mix it with coke, on the rocks like they do in Argentina? That is yummmmy!! Even better with a natural cola. I want one right now!!!

  3. tim k says:

    Fernet is gross. i’m from the east coast. California people LOVE fernet and fireball. it’s because you all are so soft.

  4. scum says:

    Fernet is nasty.

  5. Rhythm Stick says:

    Man,I miss seeing that redhead!

  6. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

    Fernet is MAGIC.

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