Ripped my favorite old jeans in a critical spot. Luckily, @missionmission has chronicled so many crotch blow outs I know what to do.
— Cosmic Amanda (@quonky) June 12, 2015
The main one is this one though:
Read all about it in our popular post “This is definitely the most fucked crotch I’ve ever seen” from April 2014, and then you’ll know exactly how to deal with a crotch blow-out of your own.
 June 12, 2015 The main one is this one though: Read all about it in our popular post “This is definitely the most fucked crotch I’ve ever seen” […]</p>
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When I saw that my jeans had combusted in the wash I was sad for a split second, then I realized “this is NOT the most fucked crotch I’ve ever seen.”