MissionMission reader Anna spotted this promotional material above the 24th/Mission BART station, and since I’m probably not gonna make it over to Fruitvale this weekend to audition for Hoarders at the gargantuan White Elephant Sale, I might have to settle for this.
After all, where else can I find:
A Digdogger completely unadulterated by rogue magic whistle blowing?
That damn Evil Dead book? And a chair to sit on while I read and unleash an Army of Darkness?
A Phanto-landlord overzealously concerned with my key deposit?
Zen weed (traditional Japanese seaweed)?
A talking penis imploring me to "please cum"?
That’s right. Only in the Mission. And maybe the Tenderloin too.
Oh snap, it just started! Better head over!
