Eulogy for Lark in the Morning

Reading Brolores Park is better than watching The Office on Hulu:

As mayor and former next door neighbor to Lark In the Morning, I feel I must say a few words in eulogy.

Lark in the Morning was a store for bros. Not regular mnstrm bros, but bros who truly understand what it means to be authentic. Bros could be seen going in and out of Lark in the Morning from morn til night, seeking authenticity in the form of banjos, ukeleles, bagpipe reeds, and all other manner of authentic musical instruments. Walking into the store was like walking into one’s ancestral bro home. The ceiling and walls weren’t all corporate and bare, but instead looked like something you’d find in a locked, hidden room in a Scottish castle, being a bower of wood, string, and pipes.

Living next to Lark in the Morning gave me a sense of connection to the authentic brommunity, as it must have to all the bros who larked about its doors. Lark in the Morning, u will be missed. May your stores lark in the heavens with medieval banjo accompaniment. <3 U /// MISS U /// R.I.P.

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17 Responses to “Eulogy for Lark in the Morning”

  1. jimbeam says:

    THIS SHIT IS NOT FUNNY. STOP REPOSTING IT.

  2. Jake says:

    Not to get into tired pop cultural arguments from three years ago, but it is like watching The Office on Hulu: it’s a retread of something that someone else had done much better. Well played Montgomery. (And srsly, stop reposting this shiz.)

  3. blagguy says:

    a post about a comment from another post… brilliant.
    :(

    fuck, that bro shit is just not funny at all…

  4. plumpy says:

    Yeah, it’s just a ripoff of Hipster Runoff, a site whose own single joke got old a long time ago. (But is definitely still occasionally hilarious.)

  5. meave says:

    Come on you guys the word “bower” is never not funny. Also “lark,” the verb. “Seeking authenticity in the form of…bagpipe reeds”! that is good.

  6. B says:

    this is the opposite of funny. carles should sue.

  7. whir says:

    Seriously. Brolores guy, get your own shtick for god’s sake!

  8. urbff says:

    jealous h8rs, much? chill out, fools.

    • B says:

      This might make *some* sense if I had any idea of what specifically it is that I’m supposed to be jealous of. Now, if I had a boring blog that was an obvious and poorly executed impersonation of another blog (that, by the way, is a bit past its prime as well) and said blog didn’t get reposted enough on yet another blog (which again, by the way, is of questionable quality lately) then yes… I could see where you’re coming from. Until you start making sense though, I’m going to have to stick with my original opinion on the matter and state ‘this shit’s a fucking snoozer. move along.’ Post more Medjool stories please.

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