In honor of what is apparently Bodily Functions Week here on Mission Mission, my microscopic bladder, and as a visiting blog tourist, I’d like to take this opportunity to praise your bar/restaurant restroom options.
Here’s my unofficial Mission Sit or Squat break down.
(Note: these reviews are strictly for the ladies, although on a previous visit I did sneak into the men’s room at Beretta and found it to be quite clean.)
Shotwells- definitely a sit. Nice and clean, with no shortage of soap or paper towels.
Amnesia- ugh, squat! On two separate nights I visited, and between them I got in all my isometric exercise for the week. But, I don’t blame the bar, I blame the near-sighted lady patrons.
Tacqueria Cancun- I think I’m going to go with sit, although my judgment may be blurred by the muchas cervezas I consumed earlier in the evening.
The Uptown- hmm, this was kind of a sit/squat situation. On the one hand you have to pass through a completely pitch black room containing the sink, which was almost creepy enough to make me abort mission entirely, but once I braved it I found the toilet itself to be super clean.
But the winner of the week was Benders, if only because the first stall contains this mystical unicorn graffiti!
Overall, you Mission ladies seem to be way less nasty than us dirty birds back in Boston, or at the very least you have some pretty diligent toilet scrubbers working the bars.
Either way, give yourselves a hand! (but make sure you’ve washed them first, okay?)