This bold flyer, spotted at local fave the Attic, proudly proclaims having the longest happy hour in the city. Of course, this is a hotly debated topic, as several other bars around the city also make a similar boast. For instance, the Elbo Room also claims that their happy hour, from 5-9pm everyday, is the longest in the city.
Depending on how we want to look at this, both sides are technically correct. The Elbo Room offers a more versatile longest happy hour, whereas the Attic’s weekend and Monday specials can not be denied. Me? I’d be happy just to know the longest and cheapest happy hours in the Mission. Where do you go to forget the pain of your job (or just whenever the bar has drinks that you can actually afford)?