$450 a month for half a bed, non-cuddlers preferred

Dang, and you thought Mission rentals were bad. In Nob Hill, you gotta pay $450 a month for half a bed:

________ Looking for a full time male employee or student who is a currently working or studying professionally,clean, responsible, respectful and trustworthy ( prefer morning shift ) ideally someone with less belonging and less stuffs

*** Perfect location for business traveller / short term visitor / new commer / someone needs a temporary place before moving on / or who currently work and study closed by financial district / someone travelling locally or around downtown San Francisco

At least there are some partition pillows to enforce stay-on-your-side, but ‘cmon. The guy could at least get his shit together and get a bunk bed.

[Craigslist via CurbedSF]

12 Responses to “$450 a month for half a bed, non-cuddlers preferred”

  1. Ew. Goodbye, San Francisco. It was nice knowin’ ya, when you weren’t a diseased whore.

    • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

      NOOOO! Cranky, don’t go!

    • srs dude. says:

      fucking exactly. these vc niggas have killed this shit.

    • herbcaensrottingcorpse says:

      We need an earthquake to hit the reset button on this shit. All these fools will be running back to whatever east coast/midwest piece of shit town they came from faster than you can say “bar program”.

      • mando says:

        haha thats what i’ve been saying that HARP thing would come in handy in the city, something like hurricane katrina

  2. cop says:

    not on my watch.

  3. Hazbeen says:

    Can’t be real.

  4. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

    Christ, that’s insane. Can’t be legal, can it?

  5. Joe Wiley says:

    Awwww!!!! Alan, that’s such a cute picture you posted of your bedroom! So cute!!!

  6. Teddy says:

    Staying in the lead for most expensive US city to live in!

  7. eyeballs says:

    ..or you could not be a goddamn idiot and move into your own room:


    It literally took me 15 seconds on Craigslist to find this one, I’m sure there are many more.

    This room doesn’t have a computer and a giant flatscreen crammed next to each other on a shelf of bullshit or “toaster and light cooking only” privileges, but to each is own.

    To the person who posted this ad, screw you dude.

    • snook says:

      That listing was removed for spam. Apparently you aren’t familiar with “if the rent’s affordable, it’s a spam ad” mindset you need to have on Craigslist.