Here are the 45 songs I sang at karaoke in the month of May

Definitely a new record:

  1. Angst in My Pants – Sparks
  2. I Don’t Wanna Dance – Eddy Grant
  3. Rush – Big Audio Dynamite
  4. Another Nail in My Heart – Squeeze
  5. I Don’t Wanna Grow Up – Ramones
  6. Diane Young – Vampire Weekend
  7. You Don’t Know Me – Ben Folds & Regina Spektor
  8. Nasty Habits – Oingo Boingo
  9. Musta Got Lost – J. Geils Band
  10. Subway Girl – The Audacity
  11. All My Friends – LCD Soundsystem
  12. Die Die My Darling – Misfits
  13. Bang a Gong – T. Rex
  14. I’ll Be You – The Replacements
  15. Crosseyed and Painless – Talking Heads
  16. Got My Mind Set on You – George Harrison
  17. You Shook Me All Night Long – AC/DC
  18. Jackson – Johnny Cash & June Carter
  19. Black or White – Michael Jackson
  20. A New England – Billy Bragg
  21. My Baby Just Cares for Me – Nina Simone
  22. Let’s Dance to Joy Division – The Wombats
  23. Shine a Little Love – Electric Light Orchestra
  24. In a Big Country – Big Country
  25. Centerfold – J. Geils Band
  26. Later – Dr. Dog
  27. Susanne – Weezer
  28. Linoleum – NOFX
  29. 1901 – Phoenix
  30. Party Hard – Andrew W.K.
  31. Real Wild Child – Iggy Pop
  32. Little L – Jamiroquai
  33. Supersoaker – Kings of Leon
  34. Reflektor – Arcade Fire
  35. Tarzan Boy – Baltimora
  36. Bad Is Bad – Huey Lewis and the News
  37. Gotta Serve Somebody – Bob Dylan
  38. Hot Child in the City – Nick Gilder
  39. Take It Easy – The Eagles
  40. Use Somebody – Kings of Leon
  41. Workin’ for the Weekend – Loverboy
  42. My Life Would Suck Without You – Kelly Clarkson
  43. Killing in the Name – Rage Against the Machine
  44. Juicebox – The Strokes
  45. You Only Live Once – The Strokes

The point is, just in case you weren’t aware, you can sing a lot of cool songs at karaoke these days. Support your local karaoke night!

14 Responses to “Here are the 45 songs I sang at karaoke in the month of May”

  1. lemmycaution says:


    Went to a karaoke night where they straight up downloaded karaoke videos off of youtube.

    Plenty of obscure karaoke songs on youtube.

    LCD Soundsystem Drunk Girls:


  2. dada says:

    wow. you’re so cool.

  3. m says:

    Reads like Urban Outfitters Karaoke; with a few exceptions like billy bragg.

    • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

      I disagree. There’s a bunch of quality stuff on that list.

    • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

      Although, to be fair, I haven’t stepped into an Urban Outfitters in almost 20 years, so for all I know, maybe they play really good music in there. *shrug*

    • David says:

      A google search for Billy Bragg and Urban Outfitters returns:
      “Get Billy Bragg – Life’s A Riot With Spy VS Spy 30th Anniversary Edition LP On Sale today at Urban Outfitters!”
      So shut the f&^k up you stupid hipster.

  4. dada says:

    this was only posted so that everyone can see how cool he is. it’s okay. i did a lot of cool kid posturing when i was in my early twenties as well.

  5. norteno says:

    Those songs are super COOL. bwhahaahah.

  6. Sing some Billy Idol for me, man.