Broke-Ass Stuart, this one is for you. Some scavenger hunting party collective is doing a reality TVesque hunt this weekend in Dolores Park. What makes this notable is that they give all participants web-enabled cell phones. Yeah, you’re probably expected to return them at the end of the hunt, but who is stopping you from never finishing? Free fucking phones, people.
On a more important note, the theme of their scavenge hunt is “Mission Hipsters vs. Marina Preppies.” This is not the first time this week we have seen this theme being used. Honestly, this theme is so played that you’ll get the clap just from looking at it. Team Mission Mission had a little staff meeting and determined that, going forward, the acceptable “Haha. Oh, San Francisco” party theme is “People who view the city as a mass of Hipsters and Preppies vs. people who actually live here.”
