Sure, it’s a little late, but it’s the thought that counts. Besides, look at that adorable couple down there who just left the building! I wonder what they are saying to each other . . .
Kink.com Mad Libs!!!
“My favorite part was when ___1___ put you in that ___2___ and started to ___3___ you.”
“Yeah, I didn’t think ___4___ would be able to fit ___5___ in my ___6___, but you gotta admit, they are professionals over here.”
“I just wish they didn’t rub ___7___ all over my face. I felt that was unnecessary.”
“I know, and all we got were these matching hoodies.”
If you want, number your responses in the comments. Entries will be judged based on ___8___, and the winner will receive ___9___. I am totally convinced that this is not a bad idea.