Happy St. Patrick's Day from Kink.com

Sure, it’s a little late, but it’s the thought that counts.  Besides, look at that adorable couple down there who just left the building!  I wonder what they are saying to each other . . .

Kink.com Mad Libs!!!

“My favorite part was when ___1___ put you in that ___2___ and started to ___3___ you.”

“Yeah, I didn’t think ___4___ would be able to fit ___5___ in my ___6___, but you gotta admit, they are professionals over here.”

“I just wish they didn’t rub ___7___ all over my face.  I felt that was unnecessary.”

“I know, and all we got were these matching hoodies.”

If you want, number your responses in the comments.  Entries will be judged based on ___8___, and the winner will receive ___9___.  I am totally convinced that this is not a bad idea.

9 Responses to “Happy St. Patrick's Day from Kink.com”

  1. venturetek says:

    1. Gloria Estefan
    2. lemon meringue pie machine
    3. dry clean
    4. Dennis Kucinich
    5. 17 boxes of waffles
    6. car stereo
    7. powdered wax
    8. crayon drawing technique
    9. an empty shark tank

  2. MrEricSir says:

    1. those angry lesbians
    2. dishwasher
    3. run the “pots and pans” cycle on
    4. Santa Claus
    5. his fat butt
    6. chimney
    7. a Gillette Fusion
    8. technique, poise and a swimsuit competition
    9. a firm (yet slightly clammy) handshake

  3. two beers says:

    1. Ken Garcia
    2. taco truck
    2. wag his finger at
    4. Bevan Dufty
    5. his snorkle
    6. egg salad sandwich
    7. that yoga mat
    8. speling; puncuation – and, style.
    9. a warm 24oz PBR

  4. Edward says:

    Man, there you go again…

    These people don’t go down to where you work and slap the ____ out of your ____.

  5. generic says:

    Is it gauche of me to suggest that from the looks of things these were probably the techs?

  6. mox says:

    possibly a videographer and an EPA. but i’m just guessing.

  7. Sammy says:

    Hey, I know those two and they are some of the most talented dirty pornographers I have ever met. They can rub _______ all over my face any day!!!

  8. Birnbaum says:

    The flags have been there, I noticed them on St. Patricks’ Day. Are you guys really this uptight and sexually nervous?

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