Microwave Harassment

Time to stock up on aluminum foil. Our favorite irate aged Mission dude commenter spotted this guerilla safety alert on 17th and Mission. The overwhelming jargon reads like a Frank Chu poem.

All this seems to coincide with the new cell tower radiation legislation making the rounds. Will we all have iPhone shaped tumors on our left thighs in 25 years? No cell-phone havin’ Ariel Dovas wont. Let’s hope he repopulates the world.

[via Cranky Old Mission Guy]

Update:

Our astute readers have pointed out that these are allegedly put up by the Jejune Institute. A quasi-cultish-LARPing outfit in the financial district.

16 Responses to “Microwave Harassment”

  1. who, me? says:

    who, me?

    PS: I don’t have no stinkin’ cell phone neither.

  2. Geoff says:

    Jejune. Become enlightened.

  3. olu says:

    The Elsewhere Public Works Agency has also been putting signs on fences declaring them obsolete.

  4. Lynae says:

    Indeed, this is one of the many posters put up by the Jejune Institute.

  5. mumbles says:

    Will also wreak havoc on your wifi.

    http://xkcd.com/654/

  6. If you haven’t done the Jejune Institute, you seriously need to. It’s the best thing I did last year probably.

  7. jonstarbuck says:

    Despite reports of “recent studies suggesting that extensive cell phone use might be linked to some types of cancer”, these studies don’t actually exist.
    http://www.sfbg.com/2010/06/09/how-safe-your-cell-phone

  8. Ferocious Foot Odor says:

    My Jenjune conspiracy theories are becoming validated, and I didn’t even have to feign nonchalance… 1st broke ass mountain, soon MM, but the UA will never submit.

  9. yogi says:

    call the phone number on the flyer

  10. Ariel Dovas says:

    Hmmm. Maybe I should.

  11. Chris h says:

    ATTENTION! BEWARE FALSE NONCHALANCE! ESCHEW THE JEJUNE INSTITUTE! ELSEWHERE IS ALL AROUND US!

  12. MrEricSir says:

    Regarding the update, these stickers were NOT put up by the Jejune Institute! They were placed by the Jejune’s rival, the Elsewhere Public Works Agency (EPWA.) The crazy hopscotch at 15th and Dolores was also placed by EPWA.

    I highly recommend calling the number on the sticker to learn more. You will not regret it.

    Thadeus Bless.

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