Terrorist Alert

I saw this terrorist wanted poster in front of La Rondalla last night. The problem is I can’t tell if it’s:

a.) Viral marketing for a new action-thriller

b.) Street art

c.) Ex-boyfriend revenge

d.) Legitimate

Can anyone shed some light on the subject? Or if you see this cartoon lady, rat her out at (857) 334-4676 and do fill us in.

22 Responses to “Terrorist Alert”

  1. GlenParker says:

    Yea, it’s legit….back in ’74.

  2. who, me? says:

    As GlenParker implies, it sure looks like Patty Hearst. And the flier is so lacking in specifics (other than appearance) that I would be inclined to go with “A”.

  3. Sean says:

    Area code 857 didn’t exist in ’74.

  4. Lynae says:

    Doesn’t look like Patty Hearst to me…

  5. Andrew Sarkarati says:

    it looks like < a href="/2010/01/18/sometimes-fox-news-is-right/" rel="nofollow">this girl

  6. who, me? says:

    You must mean < a href="/2010/01/18/sometimes-fox-news-is-right/" rel="nofollow">this girl.

  7. Keoki says:

    I saw a guy put one up in clarion alley on Tuesday afternoon. One of the friends I was with thought the image on the poster was a picture of the guy who put it up. I don’t think it’s viral, but don’t know what the goal is either.

  8. orki says:

    Why would it say “smooth talking and extremely creative”? Sounds like viral marketing to me.

  9. Merlin Olsen's Sister says:


  10. Icing the Body Electric says:

    I’ve seen a version of that with a dude instead of a chick. They’re floating around the mission…

  11. mattymatt says:

    Five-foot-four and 130 pounds? What is she wanted for, stealing all the cake?

    • bodah says:


    • Ryan says:

      5’4 and 130lbs is fat nowadays?


      • sevan says:

        mattymatt, shame on you. I know you are trying to be funny, but c’mon, are you in 1st grade to make fun of a woman’s weight? or just so into pop images that you don’t even know what a real woman’s weight should be?! sillymatt

      • mattymatt says:

        Look, I’m not saying she’s fat. I’m just saying that the reason her hair looks so slimy is because it’s probably full of gravy.

  12. Rebekah says:

    Why not just call the number to figure it out? I just tried [with the *67 prefix in case they were indeed a bunch of crazies] & it said the number was out of service. I would be curious if anyone tries it later to know what they get.

  13. billy says:

    yeah that chick aint patty hearst. patty was fatter. jk. but for real she was. ps this isnt really a cool viral or arty whatever, it’s just kinda there.

    BUT I spose it did manage to get like a hundred million comments on a sicky top notch blog so i guess they win. fuckers.