Why no Apple love in the Mission? You’d think this is something even Chicken John could get behind.
The only question is where? On Mission? Or Valencia? A few proposals:
The Social Security Building / old Hibernia Bank on Valencia and 22nd and Valencia:
Pros: Apple-eqsue architecture
Cons: even longer Boogaloo lines
Pros: empty building finally used; good WiFi coverage for the park; nice park to rest in while awaiting Genius Bar appointments
Cons: dark wood beams may conflict with Steve Jobs beech aethsetic; Pottery Barn may attempt to move into Christian Science Church next door
Pros: Even better WiFi coverage in DP; safe refuge for Blue Bottle; clean bathrooms
Cons: white Apple logo easily tagged
Please add your suggestions in the comments.