Dolo Butt, n – a condition wherein the afflicted has a brownish stain on the seat of their pants from sitting on Dolores Park’s notoriously muddy grass. Ex: “You can tell Joan just came straight from the park. She’s got a mad case of Dolo Butt.”
[coined by Zach Morvant, epic cyclist]
How can YOU prevent dolo butt? Well, for one, you can make like Vic and bring along a bunch of paper shopping bags for you and your pals to sit on. What a nice guy!