Valentine’s Day bad gift ideas from Walgreens

This is a smiling turd. Because how could your loved one not think of a turd when he or she is presented with this.

A headstone with a sweet message. Nothing says I love you like presenting someone with a nice little grave that reads “My love for you is here to stay”.

This is [sic].

Ahh, Walgreens. At the corner of Love & Happiness.

12 Responses to “Valentine’s Day bad gift ideas from Walgreens”

  1. GG says:

    Also, “love hug”??

  2. Greg says:

    When are they putting out the Butterfinger dildos?

  3. Beej says:

    At least they used the correct form of “you’re”…

  4. Boney Bob says:

    Just wait until some genius thinks of combining that gravestone with a Walgreen’s cheesy Halloween zombie novelty.

  5. The Tens says:

    That turd doesn’t look like he’s smiling to me. He looks like he just shat himself.

    That is my contribution to the world for today.

  6. MrEricSir says:

    I know Walgreens isn’t CVS, but this still seems accurate.

  7. Charlie says:

    These are not bad gifts. I think they are unique. I like the “Smiling Turd”. When I saw this, I fell out of my chair.

  8. sohbet says:

    We Out Here says:
    January 10, 2013 at 6:02 am
    All these google niggas gett’n Raped.